Every great adventure has rules. Here are ours. Read on, brave player.
Welcome to the Nostalgia Nuke universe! By accessing or using our website at nostalgianuke.com, our games (including Bob the Blob), and any related services (collectively, the "Services"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms").
If you don't agree to these Terms, please don't use our Services. We know legal text can feel like a grind, but these rules help keep the experience fun and fair for everyone.
We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we'll update the "Last Updated" date above. Continued use of the Services after changes constitutes acceptance of the new Terms.
To access certain features, you may need to create an account. When you do:
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate accounts that violate these Terms, engage in fraudulent activity, or are inactive for an extended period.
Fair play isn't just a suggestion — it's the law of the land. When using our Services, you agree NOT to:
All content within the Services — including games, graphics, music, text, Bob the Blob himself, and all other materials — is owned by Nostalgia Nuke or our licensors and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.
We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to use the Services for your personal, non-commercial enjoyment.
If you submit, post, or share any content through our Services (such as usernames, profile images, or community posts):
Some features may require payment or involve virtual items, currencies, or in-game purchases.
The Services are provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.
We do not guarantee that the Services will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of harmful components. Even the best games have the occasional bug (the software kind, not the Bob kind).
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Nostalgia Nuke and its officers, directors, employees, and agents shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits or revenues, whether incurred directly or indirectly.
Our total liability for any claim arising from or relating to these Terms or the Services shall not exceed the amount you paid us in the 12 months prior to the event giving rise to the claim, or $100, whichever is greater.
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to conflict of law principles.
Any disputes arising from these Terms or the Services will first be attempted to be resolved through good-faith negotiation. If we can't work it out, disputes will be resolved through binding arbitration rather than in court, except where prohibited by law.
If any provision of these Terms is found to be unenforceable, the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.
These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Nostalgia Nuke regarding the Services.
You read the entire Terms of Service. Respect.
Questions about these Terms? Reach out to us through our contact page.